Hola amigo. :3

(Source: so-relatable, via theepichumor)

To the fake, lazy motherf*ckers who don’t acknowledge your existence until they want to copy your homework…

anymannymore:

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alittlelesslovin:

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU JESSE. SO MUCH. HAVE BABIES WITH ME.

alittlelesslovin:

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU JESSE. SO MUCH. HAVE BABIES WITH ME.

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
There is no “U” in awesome

tolaughterandbeyond:

But there is a ‘me’.

(Source: , via hakuna-mmatata)

tltty:

when you make a post for someone but they don’t see it

(via provocative-eyebrow-wink)

I used to think I was unphotogenic then I found out I was just ugly

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

(via thehilariousblog)

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

(Source: seizetonight, via thehilariousblog)